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• Q: What is an astronaut's favourite chocolate?
• A: A Milky Way or a Mars bar! (Thank you Georgia Salau for the joke!)
• Q: Why was the sea bed wet?
• A: Because the sea weed! (Thank you Georgina Tombs for the joke!)
• Q: Why did the parrot cross the road?
• A: To show it wasn't a chicken!
• Q: What did the red traffic light say to the little traffic light?
• A: Do not look I am changing
• Q: What do you call a dog from Mexico?
• A: Espanol! (A spanial)
• Q: what do monkeys sing at christmas?
• A: jungle bells, jungle bells!
• Q: whats brown, hairy and has no legs but walks?
• A: dad's socks!
• Q: why was the chickens soccer match a bad idea?
• A: because there were too many fowls!
• Q: what is the difference between a train station and a teacher?
• A: train stations mind the trains and teachers train the minds!
• Q: three men were in a boat.it capsized but only two got their hair wet.why?
• A: the third one was bald!
• Q: what did santa claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
• A: come look at the rain, dear!
• Q: what ten letter word starts with gas?
• A: A U T O M O B I L E!
• Q: how many letters in the alphabet?
• A: 11 you can count! T H E A L P H A B E T!
• Q: What kind of monster sticks to the end of your finger?
• A: A bogeymonster.
• Q: What do fish watch after school?
• A: Telefishon.
• Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake?
• A: You crack me up.
• Q: What's a boxer's favourite drink?
• A: Punch.
• Q: What's black and white, and eats like a horse?
• A: A zebra.
• Two tv aerials fell in love and got married. The wedding was terrible but the reception was brilliant.
• Q: What is square and green?
• A: A lemon in disguise.
• Q: Why was the broom late?
• A: It overswept.
• Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of socks?
• A: In case he got a hole in one.
• Q: Why is it always so hard to talk to shellfish?
• A: They always clam up.
• Q: Why wouldn't the teddy ever eat his dinner?
• A: Because he was always stuffed.
• Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret to a pig?
• A: Because they are squealers.
• Q: Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road?
• A: It didn't have the guts.
• Q: What did the apple tree say to the farmer?
• A: Please stop picking on me.